Break up gifts, coz its the same as getting married only different

This is a joke that I’ve taken too far!
Gifts are unnecessary, your presence is the best present… 🤮
Just wanted to make a gift registry because I thought it would be funny.
But if you MUST…
– inflatable stand up paddle board from Facebook market place
– pottery stamp
– wine, always welcome. Red only
– any kind of arty things
– anything turtle/sea themed
– everyone loves a good pen
– could really do with a massage