Simon & Sal Get Hitched!
March 8, 2020 Woodside, SA
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Thank you for helping us celebrate our special day!
In all seriousness, your presence is enough of a present to us! (nyawwwww) Many of you have travelled a long way to be here, and we can’t thank you enough.
But for those of you who are stubborn, there is a wishlist below you can choose from. As you’ll see, some of them are a lil’ unconventional. Not sure how many other people have ’desex our dogs so we can finally move in together’ as the first and highest priority item on their wedding registry, but that’s the kind of thing which makes us, US!
There will also be a wishing well on the day, but feel free to surprise us in your own special way (or not, just please do not send nudes).
You’ll see our registry works a little differently – you can choose to purchase a whole gift, or little bits of one or several gifts! So do what suits your budget and style. Sal would like to give kudos for this idea to your fellow wedding guests Julia & Craig, who she shamelessly stole the idea from.
Please note that if the gift has no amount listed below it (apart from the wishing well) and a red bar appears across the picture, the gift has been purchased already.
Blue Balls No More
For the dog lovers and those who enjoy a bit of schadenfreude from time to time: As you know, we love our dogs. The thing is, our dogs love each other too... just a little too much, and sometimes in the wrong kind of way. Vig, Tor and Freya all need to be desexed before we can finally move in together and make our family one, and we'd like to do that sometime before the world ends. Contribute to some collective canine castration today!
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IKEA Bookcases
It's no secret Sal *actually* has OCD, Not the 'lololomgmyOCDisbadtoday' kind, the real kind. If you've ever seen her fridge, you understand. She also has a terrible book and eccentric-vintage-items habit. It's also no secret Simon is a MASSIVE nerd with a penchant for collecting pop culture paraphernalia - so much so that aside from the many full bookshelves around the house, there is also an entire room full of boxes of items not on display. When you combine these two things, plus the fact that Sal's cat believes everything belongs to him and that anything on a shelf belongs on the floor, you'll understand why the BILLY/OXBERG black-brown, glass display bookshelves are high on the list!
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Event Cinemas Gift Cards
Movies are our jam. Our first date, as you will have read, was a dubious double-feature which ended with a kiss. We love watching films of all kinds* and cherish the time we spend together doing so, then arguing about the films afterward. *except rom-coms, happy-dog-films (which are, it turns out, NOT films in which the dogs are happy), feel-good films or anything which has Will Smith or Julia Roberts in it - Sal)
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1x 12-month Donation to Story Factory
Reading is access; but writing is agency. Story Factory runs creative writing programs for young people aged 7-17 who are experiencing disadvantage and/or marginalisation as a result of their cultural, linguistic, or socio-conomic background. Their priority is young Indigenous and culturally and linguistically diverse young people - those who are most at risk of leaving school early and reduced life outcomes. Monthly donors provide the lifeblood for program delivery. Become a Story Factory Inkwell and through as little as $30 a month, help change the lives of young people in need. (In the interest of transparency, Sal works here and not only is it a dream job, what they do WORKS. She can show you the research, if you like!)
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Bed Linen
Lots of Dogs ➡ Lots of Washing ➡ Lots of Linen Required ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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3-in-1 Air Fryer Oven
. What's better than an air fryer? An air fryer which is also a dehydrator, meaning healthier snacks - and homemade dog treats!
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Bunnings Gift Cards
Handy people tend to have a lot of handy person things, which is annoying when you don't have a handy place to store them; but that won't ever stop handy people from buying more handy person things anyway.
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Soda Stream Canister Refills
Sal is a three-fizz or bust kind of gal. As you can imagine, she goes through Soda Stream canisters like there's no tomorrow.
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Soda Stream Replacement Bottles
See previous listing. All that fizz puts a lot of pressure on a poor lil' overworked bottle.
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JON BERNTHAL Signed Mondo Record Vinyl "PUNISHER" BECKETT BAS #M14269
A totally unnecessary but highly coveted item that is not only totally badass but proves Simon is not the only one who collects cool pop-culture paraphernalia.
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Dinner at Godi La Vita
Godi La Vita in Hyde Park is fast becoming one of the most sought after Italian Food restaurants in Adelaide, notably due to their CHEESE WHEEL PASTA! Yes, massive wheels of cheese are set on fire and melted down before pasta literally bathes in its yummy cheesy goodness and finally ends up on your plate. Special mention: 1kg Deep Dish Pizzas *drool*
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Cutlery & Crockery
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Kitchenware
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Homewares
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Kettle
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Toaster
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Coffee Machine
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Microwave
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